Miscellaneous: Today, I used a public restroom. I saw my sister's shoes walk...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 04:56 - United States - Houston

Today, I used a public restroom. I saw my sister's shoes walk into the stall next to me, so I gave her a little nudge with my foot. We then nudged each other until I walked out and saw a homeless man with the same shoes as my sister. He then tried to hold my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 02:21 - Australia

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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By Just me - 13/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked into a public toilet and I opened a stall door, only to discover someone who had forgotten to lock the door sitting on the can. Instead of saying "Sorry," I panicked and said, "Nice shoes!" I then had to wait until they left because I was too embarrassed to face them. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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By Gregory - 28/11/2008 10:28 - France

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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Dingdong

By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me. Thinking it would be the nice thing to do, I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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Whoops

By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

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By thanks sis - 22/10/2015 00:57 - United States - Reading

Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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BlueMoonCafe 12

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:00

Bathroom foot nudging is always the best way to make new friends.

Ray9889 8

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:00

That's pretty much all your fault... Shouldn't be playing footsies with someone while in the bathroom

Comments

mattorama 15

Tuesday 25 June 2013 18:11

So you saw the shoes and thought "There's no way that company would do something as daft as make more than one pair of the same shoes, or anything."

tenac71 6

Tuesday 25 June 2013 18:15

You should run for Senate

EmsyyyRose13 24

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:02

Get some

twinkiefeets 17

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:07

Why is a homeless man in the women's bathroom. This is disturbing.

usernameunkn0wn 18

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:12

YDI for assuming it was your sister. You know what they say when you assume.. you make an ass out of you and me. However in this case, you made an ass out of yourself and some random homeless man.

darryaz 9

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:13

Need to get sis some better shoes.

inolongercare 19

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:29

Some nudges in public restrooms mean u r "interested" in "favors"... So it could of been worse!

heimdallr 14

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:36

I'm disturbed by the fact that only a few people have considered the possibility that a homeless man entered the women's restroom...

rivaraven 35

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:39

It could have been for both sexes.

ballpython 15

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:44

it was implied, at least I read it that way.

heimdallr 14

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:48

It could've been, yes. All unisex public restrooms I've seen were singles though. I've never seen a unisex multi-stall restroom. Doesn't mean they don't exist, but I feel they're few and far between.

ballpython 15

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:42

OP, What in the hell possessed you to think that there was only one pair of shoes like the ones your sister has, and why did you assume it was your sister? YDI.