By newbffswelcome - 04/08/2013 18:07 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying Satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: "You seemed lonely, man." FML
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alexwow1 13

You have hilarious friends man

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Ashgeliton 7

Um how exactly was that supposed to cure your loneliness??

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FelicityWishes 32

At least it was your friend and not a complete stranger.

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davincidasecond 24

Just be glad it was him, and not a random homicidal maniac.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Like Wednesday Addams. Though, I'd love for Wednesday Addams to be my friend!

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Jjimen1654 9

Now scare him by pretending your possesed and you have satanic powers.

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DrakoInstinct 0

The fact he did it because he thought you were lonely means that he at least cares about your social interactions. I suppose the intentions were good?

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Ms_ValS 27

Just call him every Wednesday afternoon & say: "Hi (insert name).. I looove youuu"

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Zebediabolical 39

His friend WAS making time for him. Every day and night on the phone!

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vikktoriagee95 4

He just wanted to make you feel wanted. Even if it was by Satan.

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jw90 18

Sounds like a good friend in my opinion.

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lambsbreath 7

He has no life

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thatghostdude 9

And for that we thank him.

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