By newbffswelcome - 04/08/2013 18:07 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying Satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: "You seemed lonely, man." FML
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alexwow1 13

You have hilarious friends man

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Ashgeliton 7

Um how exactly was that supposed to cure your loneliness??

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slooby_fml 25

Twisted sense of humor. Dress up in a scream mask and terrorize him and see how he likes it

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Wizardo 33

Exactly and that's why he thought Beelzebub should keep you company...

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chocolatefrog28 29

He was thoughtful enough to stick to a routine, getting in touch with you. That has to count for something.

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CoGhostRider 31

Just get off fml and plan your revenge. Sounds like a harmless prank to me. A little extreme sure but harmless

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klutchh4 9

Do something back

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HowieDoIt 21

He just wanted to be the bub in Beelzebub.

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olpally 32

Stupidest prank ever. How lame is his life that he has to creepily prank call you and thinks you're alone a lot?? Lol, loser. Get a new best friend.

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DreamStatic 8

Your friend has way too much time on their hands

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