By newbffswelcome - 04/08/2013 18:07 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying Satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: "You seemed lonely, man." FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 836
You deserved it 4 672

Same thing different taste

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alexwow1 13

You have hilarious friends man

Um how exactly was that supposed to cure your loneliness??

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Wouldn't you have automatically have assumed it was someone you knew playing a prank since they knew your home, cell, and work number?

At least it was your friend and not some creepy person.

Ins0mau 20

Hey! How do you know he's not friends with some creepy person?!

Seems like a pretty cool guy to me but from the quotes i take it you're no longer friends?

sounds like something I would & will have to do to my bff

I'd say your friend is extremely bored! Maybe he needs a new hobby?!?

jamieeelynn57 8

My friends do that. It normally ends a little differently..

Can't come to the phone right now, so at the tone please leave a message, oh, and have a wonderful day! Your master is a monster Born of a yolkless egg He has dominion over animals He walks the world Entrail diviner And when the stars are right He locks the door behind the door behind the door The milky way abyss inclines The seven years of labor for the instruments of time

"newbffswelcome"... I'll be your bff!!!!! :0 But anyways, I don't see how that could have helped with your loneliness, people are odd.

TheCaramelKing 11

Why is does friends have quotes around it? If you seemed lonely he was just trying to help...