By fuck fof and die dad - 20/11/2014 19:48 - Germany - Kiel

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Today, I've tried to have a quiet jack off four times, only for my dad to knock on my bedroom door within seconds and say "STOP IT." every single time. Now I'm too paranoid to even function. FML
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Same thing different taste

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ojskyguy 8

Search your room for hidden surveillance.

michaelm1290 23

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Keep masturbating while he says stop, and **** him when he comes in to show dominance.

kimeatszombies 22

I'd most likely explode from frustration. Everyone needs their fap time.

Dude, that really sounds like theres a hidden camera somewhere, or he's found a way to intercept your laptop/computer webcam. My dad did something similar but it was a screen capturer software he used to spy on everything I did and come into my room to interrupt me if he saw anything slightly 'inappropriate'. Well now he actually can't legally use a computer or internet enabled devices now so I'm free! Find somewhere else to do it, maybe the bathroom or during your shower. Look at stuff on your smartphone if you've been using your computer. And sorry your dads such a dick, OP :(

Umm… maybe try when nobody is home? Idk, this is weird.

There's a camera. There has to be a camera. Unless your walls are paper thin and you weren't being very quiet, that is.