Money: Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went...

By LC - 03/11/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 19:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML

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By calebeutsler - 11/09/2011 01:18 - United States

Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 08:04 - Canada

Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 02:52

Today, I went to an auction for the first time. When the run-down house I wanted to bid for came up, I opened bidding at £12,000 and surprisingly won. Feeling pleased, I turned to the person next to me and said, "Lucky me!" She replied, "Yes, lucky you!" and then under her breath said, "Cockhead". FML

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By loser - 09/05/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

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By futuregigolo - 22/12/2012 00:11 - United States - Strasburg

Today, I went to the local used books store to sell all my college textbooks. I spent several hundred dollars on them in total. I ended up walking out of the shop a pathetic $3.50 richer. FML

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By cancerfreak - 21/03/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML

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By Charitable - 30/06/2014 05:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I donated to a charity website. My card was repeatedly refused by the website but when I went on my account, I was charged for each time I tried. I was scammed by a charity. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Danby

Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML

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By Volunteer - 13/09/2013 22:24 - United States - Elwood

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 3 November 2009 12:08

So you're now owned by someone? Isn't slave trading illegal these days?

helluva 1

Tuesday 3 November 2009 12:23

Bahahahah.. 3 bucks, all for the charity eh? At least, people still bidded on you!

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Cristaderzi 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 13:46

Well at least you went for something.. Me id be payed to leave or escorted out by security LOL So yah it could be worse lol

misspeg 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 14:13

relax. we're in a recession. people gotta save money for more important things like fast food. I'm sure if we weren't in recession u prob would have gone for like 10 bucks. *thumbs up*

_Noon_ 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 14:25

You must be really ugly.

timtam24 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 14:28

if she was really ugly she would have to pay ppl

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 3 November 2009 14:42

Here, hold this Red Stripe bottle. (steps back to get better view) NOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!!

alsoelp 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 15:23

In my country you can buy a whole farm full of chickens AND the last farmer's oldest daughter for 3 American dollars!

bubblegun123 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 15:34

LOL THATS HILAIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

michaelaranda 28

Monday 10 September 2012 7:46

What country do u live in?

PhillyFox 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 15:40

Sounds like some kind of school thing. We did that in high school for charity. Really the more popular you are, the more people will pay for you to be their bitch for a day. Don't worry about it. After you graduate, nothing that happened in high school matters anymore.

Dcvictorious 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 16:11

Well now you know help the aged weren't expecting someone in their age range ;)

DJ_Grim 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 16:17

Are you like chinese or something? jk. But 3 bucks? that's gotta suck :/

Jtrain615 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 16:49

The slave trade isn't near as successful these days.

perstephane 4

Tuesday 3 November 2009 16:52

When my sorority had an auction, regardless of attractiveness, the girls who went for top amounts were the ones who slept with everyone. Guys pay more when they think they'll get sex out if it instead of just a date - don't worry about it.