Money: Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went...

By LC - 03/11/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 19:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML

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By calebeutsler - 11/09/2011 01:18 - United States

Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 08:04 - Canada

Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 02:52

Today, I went to an auction for the first time. When the run-down house I wanted to bid for came up, I opened bidding at £12,000 and surprisingly won. Feeling pleased, I turned to the person next to me and said, "Lucky me!" She replied, "Yes, lucky you!" and then under her breath said, "Cockhead". FML

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By loser - 09/05/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

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By futuregigolo - 22/12/2012 00:11 - United States - Strasburg

Today, I went to the local used books store to sell all my college textbooks. I spent several hundred dollars on them in total. I ended up walking out of the shop a pathetic $3.50 richer. FML

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By cancerfreak - 21/03/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML

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By Charitable - 30/06/2014 05:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I donated to a charity website. My card was repeatedly refused by the website but when I went on my account, I was charged for each time I tried. I was scammed by a charity. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Danby

Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML

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By Volunteer - 13/09/2013 22:24 - United States - Elwood

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 3 November 2009 12:08

So you're now owned by someone? Isn't slave trading illegal these days?

helluva 1

Tuesday 3 November 2009 12:23

Bahahahah.. 3 bucks, all for the charity eh? At least, people still bidded on you!

Comments

timba 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 6:15

When I participated in something like that, nobody even bid on me. =n=

Jonathan33 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 6:17

SOLD! to the man with his legs spread eagle style in a bath robe!

omghehehe 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 6:20

3 DOLLARS!!! Cheap bastard! how embarrassing for the bidder!! its suppose to be for charity! i hope u didnt go on the date.

wilt 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 6:39

It's supposed to be about the charity, not your self-esteem.

Ninjaface 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 6:47

When you go on that date, just remember: you get what you pay for. Which in his case is you getting drunk and farting loudly in the middle of the restaraunt.

LilKonvicted 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 11:58

sorry I just cant stop laughing! XD

ti3n_t 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 12:00

ydi for having no friends

secretly_insane 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 18:58

Ooooo,that's really bad,sorry...

Flutist 3

Thursday 5 November 2009 0:18

Maybe you should tell us what type of auction it was for and if you tried to look nice to get people to buy you. I mean, if you just stood their like a lemming, then sure no one would buy you.