Transportation: Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 09:18 - United States

Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML

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By StUbbY - 09/07/2009 14:01 - Canada

Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonald's drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I pulled out of the line, only to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML

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By nowhere to go - 12/12/2021 14:01

Today, I was stuck in the drive-thru line from hell. The guy in front of me started freaking out and demanded that I back out so he could pull out. I tried to tell him there were cars behind me, but that didn’t stop him from getting out of his car and kicking out my headlights. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I went through the drive-through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response, I started frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, a woman came out to my car and said, "Please pull up to the speaker." I'd been yelling at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

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By anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2014 16:54 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, a grown man yelled at me because he'd been waiting for 15 minutes and still hadn't been seated or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 00:32 - United States - Missouri City

Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML

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By EyesofStone - 01/06/2016 01:03 - United States

Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2009 06:53 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML

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Keep your distance

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML

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anonbastard 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:11

Why the hell would you go screaming at the driver? The people working drive-thru could've been slow for all you know.

NixKuH 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:10

nice going

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rockera 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:15

nice job dipshit

Splug 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:15

Wait, why are you posting here? Gtfo and tell that poor guy to get on here instead, only he deserves our sympathy.

rockera 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:16

nice going dipshit

sexysue 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:16

how rude. ;(

Anerdimous 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:39

the display picture made me lol, did it hurt?

margxoxo 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:17

don't tell me you can't wait for 10 minutes! you are a spoiled shit.

Sdelta 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:17

This is why women can't be president. OP needs psychiatric help.

LilAfo 4

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:21

why? :/

theteal 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:22

No its sexist pigs like you that make it difficult. Just because one woman is rude and totally lacking in social skills doesn't mean all women are like that.

awsomepossom69 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:25

#21... You win... ALL WOMEN NEED TO GET BACK INTO THE KITCHEN WHERE THEY BELONG... And make me a sandwich and get me a beer while your there.

lettertjes 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:27

#30, #32, It's probably just some kid trying to troll. By getting all irritated and replying, you're just giving him what he wants. Just ignore the little bugger, he doesn't deserve your time.

Sdelta 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:49

#30, you're cute #32 I'm not being sexist it's the truth #41 you're not funny #47, I am NOT a kid; I am 100% MAN!! http://bit.ly/2b0I4h

bubbles2011 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 17:41

clearly youre single because not a single woman would put up with youre pathetic, lazy ass.

awsomepossom69 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 18:15

Hey asswipe, the truth isn't supposed to be funny.

franciscovegas 3

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:17

did you end up having his food to, that he paid for?

shorty_traviesa 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:19

wow, your a total bitch, there is always a chance of drive through not being so fast, if u didnt have time to eat, u should have had time to go order food, there really was no need to be impatient

HeyLookOverThere 3

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:20

Patience is a virtue.

Dopeyrox 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:20

I feel for you.. It's not like you could of known that.. Relax people

PhasesPhantom 22

Thursday 31 December 2015 5:23

She shouldn't have done that to begin with. It was a drive thru, number one. She could've left. Number two, the works does not cater to her. Ten minute wait? How vile!