By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 21:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML
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By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 24/01/2023 11:00 - Canada - Kanata

Today, my girlfriend and I went out to neighbour's just down the street and left my 12 and 14 year-old daughters at home. The 12 year-old found the fire extinguisher and thought it was whipped cream, put it in her mouth, and tried to eat it. The 14 year-old didn't even bother to call us. Luckily, the 12 year-old is fine, the stuff was safe. FML
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fsomelife 26

Go lighter on the kid, will you? She's the heroine of an FML! ...Sorry, too spoon?

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ChakatBlackstar 29

What's worse? That she wanted to do drugs? Or that she sucked at doing drugs?

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sweetbliss3 37

I think a serious conversation is in order. good luck.

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CookieLovesBoo 16

She needs to stop watching family guy - * Cookie Monster addiction *

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1x1y 12

I'm sorry OP. I hope you can get through to her about the seriousness of drugs. Sad that she started with what she thought was heroine.

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blackonblight 32

At least her stupidity was that she actually thought that was the way the drug was made and used, and she wasn't just aping behavior as if its the actions not the drugs that got you high, like those idiots snorting pixie sticks.

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Tonka_Cookie 10

well at least she didn't really know how

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More_Leg 14

The idiocy of this is a tad revolting. Why on earth would she want to do heroine? Take her to see what real junkies look like, I'm sure she will sing a different tune real quick.

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