By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 21:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 612
You deserved it 6 080
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Babysitters for hire

By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 24/01/2023 11:00 - Canada - Kanata

Today, my girlfriend and I went out to neighbour's just down the street and left my 12 and 14 year-old daughters at home. The 12 year-old found the fire extinguisher and thought it was whipped cream, put it in her mouth, and tried to eat it. The 14 year-old didn't even bother to call us. Luckily, the 12 year-old is fine, the stuff was safe. FML
I agree, your life sucks 829
You deserved it 343
Next

Top comments

fsomelife 26

Go lighter on the kid, will you? She's the heroine of an FML! ...Sorry, too spoon?

313 13
ChakatBlackstar 29

What's worse? That she wanted to do drugs? Or that she sucked at doing drugs?

229 1

Comments

sammyjojo 7

Lolz! At least she didn't REALLY know what heroine was or you'd have a real problem on your hands. Maybe this'll shame her out of trying drugs in the future.

9 12
LLCC_fml 2

**** that pussy shit bath salts I'm on that baking soda nigga.

0 0
John_in_Oz 11

Tell her you'll introduce her to experts who can tell her all about it. Then take her to one of the shelters that treat long term drug abusers. The sight of those haggard, drooling, brain-damaged, prematurely aged individuals was enough to frighten a drug-using friend of mine straight.

55 0
blackonblight 32

At 14, if she's at all worried about her appearance, showing her some serious meth face should be all it takes to scare her away forever.

11 0
metalwolf 17

Don't let her get near alcohol. Killing brain cells is bad, and in her case, very bad.

19 2
hntandjlt 8

Oh my! What did you do after you saw this?!?

1 2
NoFlippinWai 24

Op showed her how Heroin is actually made. duh?

7 0
yourmurderscenex 13

wrote on FML.

1 0
LegolasPrincess 10

You're daughter is an idiot, and shouldn't be allowed to breed.

4 9
Shootermtd25 7

I don't which ones worse: The fact that she was trying to get high of heroin or That's how she thought heroin was made

7 1