Kids: Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/07/2014 17:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

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By Jayanka - 03/05/2018 05:00

Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML

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By alealovespurple - 16/08/2009 20:04 - Canada

Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By azmom - 27/03/2012 17:51 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

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By firewait - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 12:00 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML

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By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

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By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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By crazydaughter - 12/04/2012 12:51 - Egypt

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

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Top comments

ihaveasushicat 24

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:05

I think it's time to have a really long talk with your daughter...

Liamj774 36

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:08

Well you should "strip" your daughters computer from her

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KamesJameron 2

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:34

Kids do the darnedest things

Weasely 11

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:40

Why does he deserve it? The kid's 15, most 15 year olds aren't being watched all the time. I got away with a lot of stuff when I was 15.

allison12197 23

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:40

I think it's time for you to have a very long talk with your daughter about basic common sense. And possibly revoke her internet privileges.

MrConcise 34

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:42

inb4closedcomments. Goddamn pedophile alert up in here, people asking for a teenage girl's Skype.

geass_user 15

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:50

Why does this have so many ydi's? He didn't deserve it.

Tomgirl_Julie 19

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:50

Why so many ydi's? I'm sure op didn't raise their daughter that way.

barbiebanker 3

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:51

Take away all her devices. Good grief! At 15 she knows better!

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:51

Oh hell naw! Did you bring out the belt. Jk. But yo you gotta watch out for yo daughter otherwise she might turn into a... I ain't even gonna say the labeles. 15? Wow. What a generation we have.

cryssycakesx3 22

Wednesday 23 July 2014 1:50

you can't address someone as yo and then try to offer up advice.

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Wednesday 23 July 2014 2:50

Oh I'm sorry I didn't know my grammar affected on how well my advice is. I'm sorry. (Sad face)

Crazyjohnb 23

Wednesday 23 July 2014 19:10

read this in a gangster voice. I prefer ice cube. it makes his comment better

ladoom 23

Wednesday 23 July 2014 1:04

Good luck trying to tame that one!

jadeystram 3

Wednesday 23 July 2014 1:08

My brother walked in on his step daughter video chatting a 17 year old when she was 11 and he'd asked to see her boobs (seriously 11 no boobs) and I think she'd shown him before on cam -but in the end (now 14) her behaviour got worse and worse, she already smokes and shit it's gross.

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Wednesday 23 July 2014 1:18

That 17-year-old is a creep.

cryssycakesx3 22

Wednesday 23 July 2014 1:52

he should learn how to step-parent.

Algorithm 24

Wednesday 23 July 2014 8:48

*creep and pedophile.

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