Kids: Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype...

By Anonymous - 22/07/2014 17:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

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By firewait - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 12:00 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML

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By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

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By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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By crazydaughter - 12/04/2012 12:51 - Egypt

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

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ihaveasushicat 24

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:05

I think it's time to have a really long talk with your daughter...

Liamj774 36

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:08

Well you should "strip" your daughters computer from her

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 23 July 2014 2:53

She's not gonna go back online anytime soon I bet.

adorr_bri 4

Wednesday 23 July 2014 2:53

Seems like that 15 yr old needs her ass whooped amongst a few other things

codester123 7

Wednesday 23 July 2014 2:55

What's her skype name

kingdomgirl94 29

Wednesday 23 July 2014 3:02

WillLandYouInJail1999

puffthekraken 7

Wednesday 23 July 2014 3:07

you must've raised her well...

fuggotmuggot 14

Wednesday 23 July 2014 3:07

Beat the shit out of her.

frackhappens 3

Wednesday 23 July 2014 3:13

ouch

CrabbityAnn 10

Wednesday 23 July 2014 3:26

Wow. Time for someone to lose the privilege of internet accessible devices!

ThepurpleCow 19

Wednesday 23 July 2014 3:31

How the **** did OP deserve this? My lord.

mamaflower 23

Wednesday 23 July 2014 3:36

Call the cops, those strangers are guilty of watch child ****.

idontwant1 10

Wednesday 23 July 2014 3:38

What is her skype username?

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