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By Uhmm... - 13/05/2011 23:06 - Canada

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Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

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Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By haha247 - 14/08/2009 14:09 - United States

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Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 06:00

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Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put them back in my wardrobe. The crusty mess pressed right into my groin. I had to clean dry spunk out of my pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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This is fine

By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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Fx13mz 7

Saturday 14 May 2011 6:09

I bet he wore them better than you.

maidofawesome 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 6:12

He probably secretly wears them all the time

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Krilleee 5

Saturday 14 May 2011 6:37

totally gay.. fyl for having a gay brother!

skinollie 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 6:37

you'll look back on this and wish you had it on camera

niralz16 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 6:38

he's obviously comfortable with is masculinity if he could pull that off :D

naldo_fml 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 6:41

dang girl you are mighty fine

thisdue1775 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 6:43

hide your bras

FinnaHolla 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 6:56

And I bet he looked FABULOUS in them

gokartfeltes 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 7:07

ha I have wore my gf thong befor

nucky_fml 5

Saturday 14 May 2011 7:34

He took John Tucker's advice

anakaren_831 1

Saturday 14 May 2011 7:01

Hopefully he didn't look better than you in them.

aardvarkish 16

Saturday 14 May 2011 7:01

I wish I had a brother like that... (not really)

kss_ga_champ5408 1

Saturday 14 May 2011 7:02

Look on the bright side. At least he wasn't sniffing them.

Igor_g5 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 15:03

Maybe would have been cool if he was.

MadMax8706 8

Saturday 14 May 2011 7:06

maybe he just likes dressing as a girl and is to embareased to go buy his own....i say go talk to ur little brother and maybe he wi become ur little sister

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