Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties....

By Uhmm... - 13/05/2011 23:06 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By haha247 - 14/08/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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W.T.F.

By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 06:00

Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put them back in my wardrobe. The crusty mess pressed right into my groin. I had to clean dry spunk out of my pubic hair. FML

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It's called fashion Susan, look it up

By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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This is fine

By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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Fx13mz 7

Saturday 14 May 2011 6:09

I bet he wore them better than you.

maidofawesome 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 6:12

He probably secretly wears them all the time

Comments

demonsla 0

Monday 4 July 2011 5:25

I wish I had a sister so I could do the same

Okaminusune 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 8:58

Well, they DO tend to be very comfortable.

cachanilla86 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:00

♥ teh panties lol

Lovelyfailure 16

Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:31

Well that's awkward.. I would have taken my underwear back and told him to buy his own. o.O

superguppy19 3

Wednesday 10 August 2011 4:21

He is exploring his sexuality he's growing up but more over it's time he gets his own

sonyahadj 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 11:05

That's really creepy...

pennamay 11

Monday 21 November 2011 19:45

Is his name Thomas Fishback from NC?! haha pretty in pink.

sydharks 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:35

Guys are curious. You should record it if it happens again and blackmail him with it!

globalmeltdown 3

Saturday 22 December 2012 23:50

damn canadians

Turkeythug123 6

Friday 23 May 2014 4:38

As a fellow pervert I'm speechless and grossed out...

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