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By Uhmm... - 13/05/2011 23:06 - Canada

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Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

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Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By haha247 - 14/08/2009 14:09 - United States

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Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 06:00

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Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put them back in my wardrobe. The crusty mess pressed right into my groin. I had to clean dry spunk out of my pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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This is fine

By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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Fx13mz 7

Saturday 14 May 2011 6:09

I bet he wore them better than you.

maidofawesome 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 6:12

He probably secretly wears them all the time

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MetalLetteRaver 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 21:05

I suggest locking your door from now on. Js.

Julery6 4

Sunday 15 May 2011 22:05

Maybe he was going for one of those Jon Tuckers looks. 

varkey 7

Monday 16 May 2011 3:53

That is SO ****** up... FYL

xcrazyforyouu 2

Monday 16 May 2011 5:31

maybe it was a dare, srry op hope they were clean :)

Miouya 0

Monday 16 May 2011 17:18

he was longing to be close huh

totalFAILandYDI 0

Monday 16 May 2011 18:31

WINCEST!!

angryreimu 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:02

Eww.

rubyliu8420 7

Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:03

did that turn u on?

CuddieRyan 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 8:54

that's just nasty :x

NPN_Scorpio 16

Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:56

Ok, so he's just curious or really into crossdressing. Big deal. Your panties were the ones he had the easiest access to, without anybody finding out. Or so he thought. To those of you saying that panties on a guy is always a total turn-off for women... Give it a whirl. You might be pleasantly surprised.

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