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By anon - 31/07/2010 17:04 - Canada

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Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 03:52 - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

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By CatBlock - 31/01/2014 06:16 - United States - Decatur

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML

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By soph511 - 30/07/2012 18:05 - France - Hyères

Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML

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By tornkhakis - 24/02/2014 07:20 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML

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By mav3rick91 - 01/03/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML

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pickle_jr 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:33

the shirt just wants some pussy!

thatonedame 6

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:33

that'll happen.

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JakeMilkIsAwesom 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 10:30

YDI for even owning a sweater.

bkenney 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 10:35

In soviet russia, sweaters mate with cats...

luckycolors857 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 11:12

annnddddd your life is ****** because?......

crazykunuklildoo 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 12:33

hah now that's sexy

Shorty_xD 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 12:35

Your cat don't get any huh? You should hook him up then

Master__Chief 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 12:57

wow, sounds like the cat is into some serious necrophilia haha

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 1 August 2010 14:08

YDI for not teaching your cat proper morals, leading to his fornicating ways. YDI for having clothes of any kind, let alone a sweater. YDI for not humping the cat to show your dominance.

FMLTrollperson 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 15:29

52, fap fap fap

jfletcher1224 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 18:20

hahahahaha! That sucks

jfletcher1224 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 18:20

hahahahaha! That sucks

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