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By anon - 31/07/2010 17:04 - Canada

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Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML

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By confusedcatlover - 06/04/2013 11:42 - United Kingdom - London

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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By CatBlock - 31/01/2014 06:16 - United States - Decatur

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By soph511 - 30/07/2012 18:05 - France - Hyères

Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML

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By tornkhakis - 24/02/2014 07:20 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML

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By mav3rick91 - 01/03/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML

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pickle_jr 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:33

the shirt just wants some pussy!

thatonedame 6

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:33

that'll happen.

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tonirene 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 18:21

My cat use to do that with my favorite stuffed animal ... that ironically was a dog.

Benabik 1

Sunday 1 August 2010 18:40

Bob Barker says: Have your pets spayed or neutered.

fadingaway 17

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:23

OP, why don't you just wash it?

rubix910 2

Sunday 1 August 2010 20:55

YDI for owning a sweater!

allylolll 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 23:13

My cat does that all the time with fuzzy blankets and clothes.

hippies_fml 0

Monday 2 August 2010 2:37

time to get another cat

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 2 August 2010 3:00

Step 1: Take sweater to the laundry room. Step 2: Wash. Vigorously. Step 3: Disinfect some more. Step 4: Repeat. Step 5: Get a new cat. Preferably neutered. Step 6: Repeat steps 2-3.

gizmo90 0

Monday 2 August 2010 7:31

looks like its now Your cats favorite sweater ;)

iP00PonN00bz 0

Monday 2 August 2010 7:39

saying sweater can be soft n fuzzy and cats are too if I was a cat I'd think that too

birds_fml 7

Monday 2 August 2010 18:40

Posts like this are why we really need a "so what?" option to click. :P

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