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By anon - 31/07/2010 17:04 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML

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Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML

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Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML

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By mav3rick91 - 01/03/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML

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Sunday 1 August 2010 0:33

the shirt just wants some pussy!

thatonedame 6

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:33

that'll happen.

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cowgrrrrl 0

Monday 2 August 2010 23:08

Neuter that ******. Then do mankind a favor and neuter yourself for ever wearing a sweater.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 3 August 2010 2:02

OP, did you happen to rub some catnip on your sweater?

ivetta 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 19:37

sexy sweater LOL

princess_5_12_83 1

Saturday 11 September 2010 1:06

today my cat mated with my stuffed panda, no walking in, just did it. he also does this about every day sometimes a few times a day. he is fixed! i have 3 girl cats he just prefers the fake animals i guess

princess_5_12_83 1

Saturday 11 September 2010 1:08

its a normal thing even if they are fixed

jtini001 4

Thursday 14 October 2010 17:45

"the best time to wear a striped sweater.."

MikeyThomas 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 18:37

like my Chihuahua screwed my beanie

Lennes 12

Sunday 3 July 2011 22:02

Apparently that's his favorite too.

GraceyGirl523 9

Friday 2 September 2011 11:58

My cat does that all the time. It's usually on my blankets. And me........ He's old, fixed, and has arthritis!

NoudleSoupe 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 21:43

You should REALLY get your cat fixed..

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