By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 07:24 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 256
You deserved it 5 150

Same thing different taste

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Well, she's not the brightest bulb in the box.

mistersheezy 7

I would love to know how long these "tanning" sessions last.

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You know that every dislike was from a blonde person who takes that to great offense. lol

Jersey Shore; Making kids more retards, one moron at a time.

Thank god there bringing back Beavis and butt head... Atleast that show actually has to do with music hense the channels about music

jerico616 14

Well, I guess there are MUCH worse things that you could catch your teenage daughter doing!

Ok 1. Your daughter is stupid for doing that (unless there is another reason why the hell she is doing that) 2. Your at fault here. Maybe there is bad parenting in your mist, AND you manage to post this on fml embarassing your daughter, way to ******* go.

kyuhyunn 0

Or...? Come on i know you can finish your question

Devoo 7

Remember that Spongebob episode when he and Patrick had to get a tan to go to that party?

lmaoatall 6

If your daughter can't believe you about that, I wonder what your sex talks are like. No mom! The penis does not go in the ******! Yes it does!! Noo! It goes in the the belly button. Geeez

I would bet it's safe to say that your daughter rides the "little bus with the dark windows" to school? How long did it take you to convince her that black cows DO NOT squirt chocolate milk?

Wow. One question. Is it a standard light bulb? or a halogen bulb? lol

sparklecherry 4

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree mom. YDI for talking bad about your daughter on the Internet.