By holyshart - 05/06/2012 09:03 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
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garebear13 4

They're outta this world! Okay...I'm done...

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Aug1508 9

I guess your room mate was trying to get sugar high. I don't think they understand that concept lol.

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flashback.miss 28

Need a moment? Chew it over with a twix. But seriously, that takes a special kind of stupid.

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1710_fml 0

Looks like you were successful at smoking the candy bar

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k_mae22 2

They were on that bath salt

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Calyx_fml 21

Smoke like a cigar or smoke like a ****?

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Calyx_fml 21

"Smoke my pole" is a more colorful euphemism for "blow me", which is another more colorful euphemism for "perform fellatio on me". Google it.

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MrFuzzles 5

I swear, people will ingest anything looking for a high. I've lost hope in my own generation. I'm moving to Mars.

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MrFuzzles 5

Well hello there baby! Nice to see you finally learned how to comment :)

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RigPig 3

Apparently, not the first thing he's ever smoked in his life.

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jaredofmo 22

That's a new way to try to enjoy chocolate. A wrong new way, but still new.

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reddudeover 2

45 - Profile - "I am human"... That's exactly what a damn alien would say. *Grabs shotgun!

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jaredofmo 22

I come in peace, Earthling.

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AWESOMESAUCE365 0

What's his name? I might know him :)

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crxb16 2

Should have just handed him some bath salts!

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