By holyshart - 05/06/2012 09:03 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 540
You deserved it 2 567

Same thing different taste

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They're outta this world! Okay...I'm done...

Aug1508 9

I guess your room mate was trying to get sugar high. I don't think they understand that concept lol.

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The fact that you knew it was a Mars bar means one of three things: 1. You can easily identify one. 2. Your roommate told you what it was (similar to comment #104, I guess). 3. The wrapper was still on the candy bar while he was trying to smoke it.

S/he must have already been high and forgot that you have to EAT the food.

When I was younger I smoked nutmeg because I was told it would make me high. It didn't work. Anyone else ever try that? Haha

Wow, you live with a moron. FYI for sure.

If that worked, I would do that every day...

Yet again another bath salts story :P

OP's room mate must really like Jenna Marbles

Why does that make your life suck? How did this get moderated? Nothing even happened to you.