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The fact that you knew it was a Mars bar means one of three things: 1. You can easily identify one. 2. Your roommate told you what it was (similar to comment #104, I guess). 3. The wrapper was still on the candy bar while he was trying to smoke it.
S/he must have already been high and forgot that you have to EAT the food.
What's wrong with that?
When I was younger I smoked nutmeg because I was told it would make me high. It didn't work. Anyone else ever try that? Haha
Wow, you live with a moron. FYI for sure.
If that worked, I would do that every day...
Yet again another bath salts story :P
he should try a milky way
OP's room mate must really like Jenna Marbles
Why does that make your life suck? How did this get moderated? Nothing even happened to you.
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They're outta this world! Okay...I'm done...
I guess your room mate was trying to get sugar high. I don't think they understand that concept lol.