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By holyshart - 05/06/2012 09:03 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML

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Same thing different taste

By KindaLooksLikeCocaine - 23/09/2015 23:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML

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By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By GonnaLockUpMySpices - 30/10/2015 01:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML

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By scotto - 23/02/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML

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By meh beard - 18/01/2016 23:42 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML

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You hypocrite

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

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By mario - 02/03/2019 19:00 - United States - Corvallis

Today, my roommate ran out of filter tips so he cut up my chemistry note cards for his joints. FML

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By Andy - 18/11/2008 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML

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By wah wah "you raised him" - 22/04/2014 18:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML

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garebear13 4

Tuesday 5 June 2012 16:35

They're outta this world! Okay...I'm done...

Aug1508 9

Tuesday 5 June 2012 16:36

I guess your room mate was trying to get sugar high. I don't think they understand that concept lol.

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jestersshadow 0

Thursday 7 June 2012 8:34

Oh yeah eff your life because your friend was experimenting something you thought was a bit odd

leeroyfan101 5

Thursday 7 June 2012 22:49

Better question is where the hell did he get a Mars bar!? Those are almost impossible to come by these days!

nutorious 1

Friday 8 June 2012 3:31

You should have asked how it tastes.

carolinesixx 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 2:53

Haha this made my day!! :D

soog2 5

Tuesday 12 June 2012 5:17

How was it???

testtest2_fml 16

Tuesday 12 June 2012 11:41

Ouch

testtest2_fml 16

Friday 15 June 2012 18:46

Seems great to me!

Mimitrixie 11

Friday 17 May 2013 13:28

Eww burnt chocolate is the worst :(

OMGITSAKITTY 16

Wednesday 20 August 2014 2:27

Ummmmmm what

Ferry043 8

Tuesday 27 October 2015 11:32

I'd roll on the floor laughing.. Why is your life f*cked? :')

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Same thing different taste

You hypocrite

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