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By holyshart - 05/06/2012 09:03 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML

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By KindaLooksLikeCocaine - 23/09/2015 23:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML

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By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By GonnaLockUpMySpices - 30/10/2015 01:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML

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By scotto - 23/02/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML

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By meh beard - 18/01/2016 23:42 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML

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You hypocrite

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

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By mario - 02/03/2019 19:00 - United States - Corvallis

Today, my roommate ran out of filter tips so he cut up my chemistry note cards for his joints. FML

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By Andy - 18/11/2008 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML

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By wah wah "you raised him" - 22/04/2014 18:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML

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garebear13 4

Tuesday 5 June 2012 16:35

They're outta this world! Okay...I'm done...

Aug1508 9

Tuesday 5 June 2012 16:36

I guess your room mate was trying to get sugar high. I don't think they understand that concept lol.

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F0reverAl0ne 5

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:21

"Smoke chocolate... throw up from smoking chocolate" -JennaMarbles

zoecw 14

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:35

That's college bitches.

bleedwell 7

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:51

Haha, what an idiot.

Battyman139 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 21:09

They still make Mars bars!?

elidine 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 21:14

How do you take a drag off a solid object?

galacticstorm 6

Tuesday 5 June 2012 21:21

Maybe he wanted to "go to mars" haha...anyone? anyone?*raises hand for a high five*

Deroni76 5

Tuesday 5 June 2012 21:33

Too much Ray William Johnson *trollface*

Spiral_Thoughts 19

Tuesday 5 June 2012 21:21

OP: "What are you smoking?" Roomie: "Mars." OP: "Oh." *silence, periodically interrupted by Roomie's snorting* OP: "Well, I'll be injecting Venus into my veins in the other room."

narnia_monster5 7

Tuesday 5 June 2012 21:23

better than bath salt

lumoloxi 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 22:30

my friend tried to smoke a buttercup

ohrlly7457 7

Tuesday 5 June 2012 22:42

I know it sucks and makes u hate your life when that happens.

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Same thing different taste

You hypocrite

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