By Cup_of___ - 26/11/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML
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besad_fml 0

Wow. You are stupid. How did you break 3 bottles? YDI

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xCrackerx 3

If you're this clumsy sober, I'd hate to see you when you're drunk.

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xxcrazybestiexx 0

That sucks. Plus ur more broke than u were before. Lost out on money. I bet u didn't even get to drink. Bad luck,much?

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Ninjaface 0

That's when you ask her for a straw on the grounds that since you probably have to pay for the broken bottles anyways, you might as well drink them now. Then, partway through, you ask her for her help finishing it. Three broken bottles of booze later, and the two of you would have been stumbling into the supply closet for your "payment."

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lmaoatyourlife 0

I think if you had of worded it differently i would of felt a tiny bit sorry for you, but you just sound arrogant and cocky.

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Shegs 0

so you thought about something and didn't do it. And then broke a bottle then you thought about something else amd didn't do it. yes surely your life is now over. how can you love?

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Yooh_Plus_Meh 0

It's someone else fault that you broke the bottles and didn't ask for a job or a date? YDI

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thebamf 0

Is inquire your word of the day or something?

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sarcdude 3

Heh heh, one embarrassing moment and you back down OP? Dust yourself off.

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your_face 15

If you were the store manager, and someone broke three bottles of your liquor just before asking for a job application, how would you respond? Though OP can probably come back in a day or two, and they most likely won't remember/recognize him.

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mcwildcat8230 0

Yea this really isnt really an FML but someone should make a website called I suck at life and it could be one there because you suck at life

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the_gay_van 0

What the hell man. The situation couldn't really have gotten any worse, right? You totally should've swallowed your pride and hit that. You never know, some girls are into that kind of stuff. Guys that... Swallow. *wink wink*

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