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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 02:21 - Australia

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2022 02:00

Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truckstop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud, that I wet myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2015 17:57 - Denmark

Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML

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By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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The customer is always right

By peachass - 29/12/2015 04:59 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

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By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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Madrias 36

Friday 2 February 2018 22:58

Congratulations on surviving an encounter with a vampire!

manb91uk 22

Monday 26 February 2018 1:54

These Twilight ******* are getting creative

Comments

Zekfen 17

Monday 26 February 2018 17:07

The Red Cross is taking blood drives to a new level!

anyoldnamewilldo 23

Monday 26 February 2018 18:54

Did she have a reflection in the mirror?

Elissa Dana 2

Monday 26 February 2018 20:02

That's ******* beyond disgusting

izzajaneful 24

Monday 26 February 2018 20:30

This is a repeat.

Cali 54

Tuesday 27 February 2018 0:52

Oh no! We try to avoid posting repeat stories... Is it possible that you're just remembering seeing this one in moderation? If not, could you send me a link to the other one that you saw?

GIJoefan 6

Tuesday 27 February 2018 1:18

What the actual ****?!

Rabite 28

Tuesday 27 February 2018 1:20

Could have offered her some fresh ones instead.

lccc_ 18

Tuesday 27 February 2018 2:10

aw, maybe couldve asked if she had any new ones available. obviously she did not at the moment, but if she didnt have any available at all , couldve helped her w. a box or something..

5th_point_of_contact 8

Tuesday 27 February 2018 2:53

It is pretty disgusting but there is the homeless possibility. You’re sure they weren’t turnips, right?

Jain Aabhas 4

Thursday 1 March 2018 0:17

Honestly that is gross and you should've complained about this to the authorities of that public restroom.

thatslifeiguess7 16

Sunday 4 March 2018 7:27

Did you stop to think maybe she cant afford feminine hygiene products? Schools if they give them out only give out 2 a day. We give out condoms but women pay a luxury tax on them.