By uggo - 29/03/2011 17:12 - United States

Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML
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ViolentBears 0

I think he was trying to say that if you were a booger, he'd pick you. He didn't want that girl see him confess his undying love for you.

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PrittyinPit 0

It's okay OP! You shouldn't feel bad when someone who is PICKING their nose doesn't find you attractive. The feeling should be mutual. :D

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howslife123 0

mebbe he couldn't see ou fac over the lump his finger made in his nose

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_Itz_Meena_ 0

mebbe? lol i've never seen it spelled it like that. :P just saying.

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cab227 2

At least you know he's not for you. You should feel sorry for the girl behind you, considering the guy likes her.

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JosherMan 0

Why are y'all bashing the guy? Is it because he didn't find her attractive? If so, that's a pretty stupid reason to hate on someone.

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Grimmerie 31

do you find it socially acceptable to jam your fingers in your nose? if so, please, for everyone's sakes, go back to preschool.

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JosherMan 0

Also, I don't really care if others pick their noses in public; to every man his own. I personally wouldn't do it, but I wouldn't bash someone just because they did.

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ILoveYourDespair 0

Is it that big of a deal?

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jazziness 12

no OP is just being dramatic

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Capt_Oblivious 10

You didn't appreciate his gesture? You know, in some cultures that's considered a courting ritual. Don't be soo shallow and just think, you could 'pick' this winner.

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FarSide 22

Just post a picture of yourself OP... we'll let you know.

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Autoshot 9

I don't know why, but yes, you must be of a certain caliber to get me to stop picking my nose with just your presence alone.

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MaryFairy 3

Well that blows. Experiences like that can really pick away at your confidence. But he was probably snotty anyway.

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purple_sarah88 0

You're worried what a person who picks their nose in public thinks about your attractiveness? The issue isn't your appearance it's your self esteem!

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Beowulf209 5

I agree. If she is that concerned about what a public nose-digger thinks, maybe there are some other issues that need to be considered.

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