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By Cody - 07/03/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2013 17:44 - United States - Sylvania

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

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By horrible daughter - 24/08/2013 10:23 - United States - Santee

Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother right before she left to go shopping. When she got back, I ran to give her a hug and tell her I loved her. Unfortunately, in the process, I knocked over and broke her new $200 vase. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2020 23:00

Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML

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By deadgirl - 15/05/2021 01:59

Today, I accidentally broke one of my mom’s favorite glasses while she was away. My dad saw and offered to tell her instead that he broke it, because, "let’s face it, if she knew it was you, she’d shove the glass shards down your fucking throat." FML

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By TheSentinel05 - 27/10/2020 12:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML

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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By Sadasian - 14/08/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, my mom and dad were arguing. It started getting really heated, so I tried to go break it up. But within a couple of minutes, my mom wanted to make a statement by throwing a plate to the ground, forgetting I was beside her. I now have a throbbing foot with shards of glass in it. FML

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By Karl - 21/02/2011 11:43

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By Ouch - 26/06/2021 11:01 - Serbia

Today, I learned how it feels like when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot, landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2016 15:30 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML

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texmas 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:37

Well, that was an incredibly rude reply to breaking something that belonged to someone else.

Spinach 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:55

Yeah, your first reaction should have been "I'm sorry," not "shit happens."

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KiyatsuFox 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 3:57

Your mom was probably really pissed after you broke her vase, I'd shrug it off after remaining quiet the rest of the day.. ):

marri_n 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 5:51

ouch! what a harsh woman!

bugeats 0

Friday 13 March 2009 0:39

"broke my mother's vase" -- what is this, a cartoon? Poor imagination. I call BS.

fgsfds 3

Sunday 15 March 2009 17:57

Your fault for being such a prick about it.

3daysgrace 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:04

thats just cold.

resawins 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:20

ahh!!! that's so awful!! it made me laugh. but only because it was sooo bad! you know, the awkward laugh?!

shurman52 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:32

Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sure you love your mother, and I say this with all the respect I possibly can considering what I'm about to say. You're mom's a bitch. Unless it was like a 10000 dollar vase. In that case, what the hell were you thinking, you dumbass?

Syffer 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 14:41

Have none of you considered that her mom might be joking? Especially since the guy broke his mom's vase and didn't even apologize, that kind of harsh joke is normal in a situation like this. And I think he deserved it, for the reason I mentioned.

summer66_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:51

hmmmmmm im skeptical....every time something breaks it always seems to be a vase......

dan81892 2

Friday 20 March 2009 1:21

ow.

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