Kids: Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 23:54 - United Kingdom - Bathgate

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML

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By ohhdear.___. - 26/03/2012 14:54 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML

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By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

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By hair2daygone4ever - 14/01/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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By need my own place - 24/10/2015 23:24 - United States

Today, while I was cutting myself some watermelon, my mom walked in. I could tell she hadn't taken her medication in a while because she freaked out, grabbed the knife, and burst into tears before yelling at me, saying I could have cut myself and bled out. FML

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By unknown - 15/09/2011 00:21 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

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By Fatty - 06/03/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 21:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2020 01:00

Today, my 5 year-old stabbed me in the back with a pencil because I "stole" her nose and wouldn’t give it back. My daughter has been sulking now for 3 hours and refuses to breathe until she gets her nose back. FML

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mcknjack 14

Tuesday 1 October 2013 11:57

I had no idea kids this young self-harm! It's very disturbing. OP please get your daughter some help quickly. Good luck!

MsConfusedd 27

Tuesday 1 October 2013 12:00

Society is ****** up. Kids should never have to think like that. Don't let your daughter play with that girl anymore and make sure her parents are told to get their shit together.

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gabagabaheyu 10

Tuesday 1 October 2013 22:28

oh the world we live in...

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Tuesday 1 October 2013 22:49

Child psychologist. Now!

ReachForMe 5

Tuesday 1 October 2013 23:15

Self-harm is a serious situation. And it should not be used just to get "pretty things". Talk to her. A 4 year old should not be doing that sort of thing. Self-harm is not a method of getting things you want.

girlbye23 15

Wednesday 2 October 2013 0:42

Why did i laugh

EffyFails 18

Wednesday 2 October 2013 0:46

Oh my god! What is happening, poor children are being shaped so wrong nowadays I think... I'm so sorry I hope you were able to stop her and make her understand and Lucy's parents are silly... if I had a child and caught them trying to self harm I'd send them to counselling or something to see if they were ok, not reward them.... four years old... wow

Izzyisnotsexy 4

Wednesday 2 October 2013 1:30

That's horrible! How do kids that young even know about this kind of stuff? The ****, society?!

jazalea8 16

Wednesday 2 October 2013 1:55

Kids learn at a very young age. I did when I was in a walker...I did it on a pop can and still have the scar on my thumb...

KhroniKali 7

Wednesday 2 October 2013 2:59

Please talk to her about how serious it is. I cut myself the first time when I was six because of emotional pain. It got really bad when I was eleven. I'm now 22 (in two days) and recovering but the temptation is there every day. Please keep an eye on her. I realize she did this for other reasons but it is addicting. Good luck.

squidgyforaday 12

Wednesday 2 October 2013 4:08

You know, I agree with everyone here. Take your daughter to a therapist and make sure you talk to Lucy's parents too. Its sad society has come to little girls cutting themselves just to get something they want. I know I sound really mean, but it's true if you haven't noticed. My only other question: How could someone vote that the parent deserved this?