By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 17:39 - United States - Charlotte

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Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML
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MolesterStallone 13

Sounds like he was doing his own performance assessment!

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Icejza_DaChilla 7

*sniff sniff* What's that smell..? It smells like blackmail to me!

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ByronJess 17

I was reading too fast and read "annual" as "anal". I almost spit my coffee out.

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dlcj18 2

That's awesome but still blackmail and extortion is illegal I wouldn't go that route instead of getting a big raise you'll be getting demoted to unemployed

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medichick 5

This could either be really good for you or really bad. He could get mad you saw and decide you to give you a bad review. Or he can be embarrassed and give you a good one as long as you keep your mouth shut. Good luck lol

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ea247 20

Looks like your getting a rise

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mrkck 0

During your review flop your happy chap out and do the same thing. Then tell him that you feel that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

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lexi365 20

That's a sticky situation!

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

I don't understand why he wasn't in a cubicle and/or had the door locked.

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Dracoboxer357 35

118- Well, if you believe there are no coincidences, then OP's boss Wanted to get caught, even if only subconsciously. Why else would he do that at work, in a restroom that may be commonly used, but not locked in a stall or his own office for that matter. ;P Really, I save my "self entertainment" until I'm at home in the shower or with a door locked if need be. Never had anyone walk in on me yet. :p

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sacredeye73 11

And if he doesn't give you a stellar eval, you'll blab all over the office! Congratulations on your pending promotion!

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