I was reading too fast and read "annual" as "anal". I almost spit my coffee out.

That's awesome but still blackmail and extortion is illegal I wouldn't go that route instead of getting a big raise you'll be getting demoted to unemployed

This could either be really good for you or really bad. He could get mad you saw and decide you to give you a bad review. Or he can be embarrassed and give you a good one as long as you keep your mouth shut. Good luck lol

Looks like your getting a rise

Blackmail him

During your review flop your happy chap out and do the same thing. Then tell him that you feel that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

That's a sticky situation!

this is a funny story

I don't understand why he wasn't in a cubicle and/or had the door locked.

And if he doesn't give you a stellar eval, you'll blab all over the office! Congratulations on your pending promotion!