Kids: Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car....

By MC Turtledick - 15/02/2012 01:28 - United States

Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML

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By car keyer - 02/12/2013 06:41 - United States - Mary Esther

Today, I called the police to report that my car had been keyed. I remember going to a bar last night and getting drunk. A surveillance camera revealed that after my drunken self couldn't unlock the door to my car, I punched the door and hurt my fist so bad that I keyed my own car. FML

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By teinage - 02/05/2011 18:47 - Belgium

Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML

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By Animal_aide - 07/01/2010 18:42 - Canada

Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML

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By Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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Great parenting, Patricia

By HeMayHaveSomeIssues - 28/02/2014 20:01 - Denmark

Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially, "Kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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jabfinch 9

Wednesday 15 February 2012 9:04

Think I would be bitch slapping some kids.

thejewishfuhrer 17

Wednesday 15 February 2012 9:04

You saw 4 kids keying your car, and your only response was to "question" them about it?

Comments

AussieGuy1981 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 9:09

I would have punched the shit out of them, no matter how young they were. Teach them a lesson they will never forget

cosmosis 12

Wednesday 15 February 2012 9:25

Thats the Aussie way mate!!!!

pjmommy 9

Wednesday 15 February 2012 9:10

call the police and see how funny they think it is then

ILoveMyXbox 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 9:27

Beat the ******* mercilessly. Keying a car is by far one of the worst things you could do to vandalize someone's vehicle.

awwwyeah_png 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 10:52

Hell yeah! Brutality solves all matters! /s Come on, idiots! Thumb me down! A'ight?

420diosa 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 9:30

Yea. I watched that show today as well. SMH.

lexex1 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 9:37

You never **** with a man's automobile.

kyletk 7

Wednesday 15 February 2012 22:27

Amen my man amen! I would go Chuck Norris on their asses!!

SoultheWolf 19

Wednesday 15 February 2012 9:45

I really hoped you called the cops on their asses and got them to pay for all the damages.

rifletwirler92 15

Wednesday 15 February 2012 9:49

I would've had to massacre brats like that.

zenrael 21

Wednesday 15 February 2012 10:06

"Oh we'll the cops will be here any minute oh and *click* there's ur picture incase u run away"

wittygirl 8

Wednesday 15 February 2012 11:32

Indeed! Then make their shit for parents pay for a ice cream paint job lol (anyone whose heard this song catch the joke) eh well you could sue them for vandalism get a whole new car.

Mama_Umbridge 8

Wednesday 15 February 2012 10:10

Oh hey guys, why are you destroying my vehicle? Just wondering, you know? Ah yes, common identity mishap I see? And thank you for not peeing on the door handles, that must have taken a great deal of maturity! Now run along, it was just an accident.