By MC Turtledick - 15/02/2012 01:28 - United States

Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML
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jabfinch 9

Think I would be bitch slapping some kids.

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thejewishfuhrer 17

You saw 4 kids keying your car, and your only response was to "question" them about it?

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wittygirl 8

Mr. positive there hunh. While it could of. Most people in the oh my god, what the **** moment aren't thinking of that. They're thinking " Gee why's these kids I don't know doing to my hard earn car?!?" the next thing is "where's my gun I'm killing them all!?!" I did not see any silver lining say for maybe revenge.

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bubo_fml 10

Questions come AFTER inserting your foot up 4 asses!

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jonriise18 3

Epic show of pure stupidity. Followed by a response to one's self, 100% confirming to those who weren't yet certain, that you are a complete dumbass.

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boomhauer18 3

And yet your still stupid

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noeoee 3

Seriously? That's epic stupidity! Epic? That's... Meh

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monagro 22

Grab one, call the police, let them explain to the police officer (which should scare them out of doing it again).

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wittygirl 8

Box their ears if you can't find a gun close by and then beat the living day lights outta them. Call the police claim vandalism and sue the crap parents. Excuse me where the hell are their parents?? Someone will pay for your car that's for damn sure! Have you considered moving if this is what your neighbors hood rats for kids are. I'd also reconsider parking your car in a garage.

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FYLDeep 25

I'd show them where they can stick that key of theirs.

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Peashout 3

Question them???????? I assume that was after you beat them within an inch of their lives lol. If not, should've just called the cops minute you saw that

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kissie87 4

Lol I would have taken the damn brats to te precinct and reporter them so their parents have to pay for my car smH

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Jasonf6 0

Did you kick the shit out of them or at least grab one and call the cops?

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