By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 037
You deserved it 287 499

Same thing different taste

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Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

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#438: With pleasure. You asshole, greedy, arrogant, conservative ***** can keep destroying the world too.

As someone said after the Plaxico Burress scandal: "What you done that you need a gun to protect yourself?" Guns should be forbidden, except in the military. And even there, we shouldn't just go bomb the shit out of other places when we have conflicts. Anyone ever heard of diplomacy and negotiations?

All you "bunny huggers" are pathetic. You are all the kind of people that are stupid enough to jerk the wheel when a rabbit runs out in front of your car to save the rabbits life while putting your life and your passengers lives in danger. It is a rabbit people. Rabbits are ANIMALS not people. Most of you made these comments while feeding your liberal mouths with a hamburger. Where do you think that hamburger came from? Thats right, an "innocent" cow. Most of your arguments are, "it was hungry". Where the hell was the rabbit eating BEFORE the garden. This persons garden wasnt the only food supply for that stupid rabbit so if this person wanted to protect HIS garden from an ANIMAL then he has the right. By the way, this person should have used a .223 caliber with a hollow point bullet. That way if the rabbit is hit it will EXPLODE into little pieces. Pretty entertaining. Most of you people probably never even shot a gun let alone hunt an ANIMAL so you have NO idea what it is like. Oh yeah, a dying rabbit kinda sounds like a crying baby. Think about that tonight when you try to go to sleep, liberals! HAHA!

Lologirl, scan your comment for irony before posting. Thanks!

MiizMan 0

well that sucks for you. YDI for shooting at a wild rabbit. rabbits need to eat too! >:( im glad you missed.

you are an asshole, straight up. YDI big time. this is karma's way of bitch slapping you. you sound like my next door neighbor that shot our other neighbor's dogs because they were "digging up his yard". ******* disgusting people with no sympathy for life. sick. seriously, the rabbit was EATING. how the **** was it supposed to know it was your precious little garden? it's an ANIMAL, it felt the need to eat so it did! how can you want to kill it for TRYING TO LIVE!? stupid ******* dumbass. YDI YDI YDI.

MiizMan 0

#489: ANIMALS ARE LIVING CREATURES TOO. why dont they deserve to live as much as we do? for all i know humans destroyed their natural habitats, which leads them to eat from our gardens and cross the roads. and he missed so that probably would have destroyed his house if he used a .223. you know what...i hope you're reborn as a rabbit when you die. i also hope a hunter shoots you with a .223 so you EXPLODE into little pieces. you have NO idea what it feels like to be shot i bet, so stfu rightwing foo!

#489 you're completely ******* stupid, how was the rabbit supposed to know the difference between the garden and any other source of food? caring about living creatures doesn't make you "liberal", it makes you a decent human being. you sound like a ******* sicko. who gets joy out of blowing up animals? we eat animals because that's how the ******* food chain works. its the same way in the wild. the lions eat the antelopes who eat the grass. you know, that shit. we eat animals because we need the protein, etc. that is completely different from blowing up a rabbit just because it wandered into your garden and ate some of your plants. seriously the OP sounds like the guy that lives next door to me that shot our other neighbor's dogs because they were "digging up his yard". ******* sick! i don't care that most animals are of lesser intelligence than humans, they are still living creatures. if you've ever owned a pet you know that animals can feel, and think,and make connections and patterns (i.e., training, etc). YDI, OP. you're an asshole.