By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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narks 0

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

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MoobyTheCow 2

Someone should take your gun away from you before you do something stupider with it.

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choppedNskrewed 0

HAHA. You deserved it.

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bajams 0

Oh, so you mean you've been living for a few years on land that wild animals have lived on for millions of years but they're in the wrong for thinking they have a right to some of its resources and should probably be killed. K. Just clearing that up.

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AnneFTW 17

YDI for: 1: Trying to kill an innocent animal. 2: Having a gun in the first place. 3: Having a gun & not even being able to aim it. Get rid of the gun!

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GoldenSofa 0

#238 Word. i'm a vegetarian too and was also going to call out that the vast majority of these people probably eat meat. it's awesome that you don't want to hurt animals, but it doesn't mean anything if all you do is yell at others for it then make no sacrifices yourself (ie. forgoing meat) people need to realize that the way animals die for your food everyday is much worse than what this guy did.

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Solidus_fml 0

I call bullshit... I really don't think it would still be standing there after two minutes it takes to get your rifle out.

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smokinkush 0

haaaahhh. karma works wonders on this selfish society. ;)

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lologirl419 0

Wow, jerkoff, why would you even try to kill a bunny? YDI x 1 million, and maybe your basement being flooded will teach you not to shoot at poor innocent little animals that are just trying to get whatever food they can... it doesn't know any better... poor thing!! Smaller animals are more prone to heart attacks, so you could have almost killed it anyway, even though you thankfully missed with the bullet. You are a jerk. There is enough garden for everyone, what's it going to kill you to share with a rabbit? My advice: take some ******* anger management classes. You obviously need them if you want "revenge" on a rabbit that ate some of your vegetables, and you want this "revenge" so badly that you are willing to shoot it with a 22 rifle... Goddamn!!

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