By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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narks 0

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

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catsnbees 0

What's with all of this YDI FOR TRYING TO KILL A BUNNY. MURDERING PIECE OF TRASH. YOU SHOULD BE IN PRISON. etc., etc. i mean, yes, that wasn't the most intelligent decision, simply the "easiest." but hardly worthy of a prison sentence.

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ayashe 2

YDI, too bad if the rabbit ate your garden. And why do you have a 22 rifle when you obviously can't shoot? #454 Regardless of whether the posted had the house built or bought it, they should notice their surroundings. While it's true that there are some rabbits in even cities (I've occasionally seen some around here over the years and there's not much here to eat), they are usually in much more obvious places. I'm not a country girl but I can still spot areas where rabbits would be more prevalent. It's just common sense.

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Shizer100 0

all you idiots need to calm down it is a vermin over half of you on this site would kill an animal for sport but not an animal that is destroying your shit and the OP was prob hungry because that rabbit ate his food. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST BABBY

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star_ver 0

If you were THAT mad, you could have just used poison. Or, like everyone else said, put up a fence. Either way, YDI, and I'm glad your pool broke.

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k1o2a3l4a5 0

YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI

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Gunpar 0

#457: True, but if this guy can shoot at a small animal that's standing right next to his pool, you never know what other common knowledge he lacks. #458: Okay no, you're not getting your argument across very well.

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QJD 0

YDI for having Piss-Poor Aim.

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

#458- False. I guarantee you far fewer than half of the people opposed to the killing of the rabbit would kill an animal for sport, much less a mammal. And you are a complete moron for suggesting that the garden was the OP's only source for food, when it is clearly stated that he did not kill it for food in the first place. If survival of the fittest were indeed guaranteed, I promise you, you would be dead by now. Babby.

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jesslackszazz 0

you deserve it, asshole. ha.

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love15_fml 8

YDI times infinity... the bunny deserves to live. And if you were STUPID enough to shoot at your pool... Plus there are seasons for hunting and rabbits need to eat too.. humans take land and expect animals to obey our property laws. Jerk.

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