By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 04:26 - United States

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Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

What timing? Unless this is a divebombing wasp that somehow stung you underwater.

ydu for doing handstands underwater so your nuts are exposed

Comments

huskycheer2015 0

Haha best FML I have read so far. At least the swelling would be a bonus, its bigger now ;)

YDI for being gay and taking a bath, im a girl and i dont even do that!!!!!

LilDewd 0

Wow, that's weird! I told the exact same story and got rejected by someone moderating the FML's. I wonder who that could have been! Use your OWN story next time!

Tonisha123 0

FAKE, Unless it's a magical swimming waspe

joemk2012 0

Yeah, that always ruins my day. But these things happen. You're sitting there, butt naked, balls floating carelessly in the warm water, and out of the silence comes a kamikazi wasp and it divebombs your U boats.

lilmikegkb 0

so no one noticed that it's almost the 1st of December. I have not seen a bee since September. fail. plus he was taking a bath

Do you live in California? It might still be warm there

Yeah, I actually saw a few yesterday, but ditto on the taking a bath part.

LilDewd 0

Actually, I have seen some wasps inside my house. Duno how, but they are there and I live in Tennessee.

frankgrimes 4

hahah thats just hillarious. but ydi for swimming naked by yourself

frankgrimes 4

oh shitt i thought he said pool. hahah im f***ed up