By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 04:26 - United States

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Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0

What timing? Unless this is a divebombing wasp that somehow stung you underwater.

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reapfml 0

ydu for doing handstands underwater so your nuts are exposed

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Ninjaface 0

Nothing that a nice hot relaxing bath won't fix. Oh, wait.

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Emperor_Jim 0

On the plus side, your balls might swell to twice their normal size. That would be AWESOME.

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G_Money09 0

That's what you get when you take relaxing baths with candles and bubbles. What are you, a middle-aged housewife? Start being a man and maybe the wasps will leave you alone.

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jtrem12389 1

Uhh, who said anything about bubbles, candles, or relaxation? I sure as hell wouldn't relax had I just been stung in the nuts.

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Musje 0

I call fake... If you aren't to greedy to actually fill the bath with water, the wasp won't be able to reach your nuts as they can't swim

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ragamuffin42 12

OP said he wanted to take a bath, not that he was taking one. The wasp could've stung him whilst he was getting ready to get in.

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sarah2144 14

Don't you mean, it stung you on the happy sacks?

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Kokihi 0

haha #21!!! XD OP...I cry for you... that had to hurt. T-T

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