Animals: Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 04:26 - United States

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Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML

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By Tyler - 03/08/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 19:30 - United States - Bellerose

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Today, I had to get stitches on my nutsack. I didn't know my mom had waxed the bathroom floor, and while I was stepping into the tub to take a shower my feet slipped in different directions. I landed crotch-first on the metal door frame. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By BK2017 - 29/01/2017 22:00 - United States - Orlando

Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML

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By targetlove - 10/01/2010 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was in a rush to get to the toilet, I went in and sat on the seat. Then I felt a stinging pain on my left bum cheek. I jumped up quickly to see a wasp splashing around in the bowl. It stung me, and now have a bum cheek twice its normal size, and pee all over my pants. FML

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By markzar - 05/05/2012 07:19 - United States - Amherst

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 23:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Friday 27 November 2009 9:35

What timing? Unless this is a divebombing wasp that somehow stung you underwater.

reapfml 0

Friday 27 November 2009 10:20

ydu for doing handstands underwater so your nuts are exposed

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facu 0

Friday 27 November 2009 11:35

must have been a super wasp

blastvortex 3

Friday 27 November 2009 11:42

By chance, it wasn't a Blast Hornet, was it? You know, you should really stop playing video games in the tub. =p

Poke_my_mon 0

Friday 27 November 2009 12:31

Damn, so you must have some pretty big nuts right now... I would spend the next couple of days, wearing only a trenchcoat and threatening to teabag all your enemies with the biggest "happy sacks" of all time. Just hope no one says "okay:D"

pattheaninal 9

Friday 27 November 2009 13:20

YDI for taking a bath. Guys take showers!

ml_really 0

Friday 27 November 2009 13:37

You gave a whole new meaning to "sad sack". Can't stop lol...

Kickass89 0

Friday 27 November 2009 16:58

Hmmmmm u zigged when you shouldve zagged...... Well ur nuts anyways but yeah I feel bad for your nuts not for you cause you deserved it. $xdance the dance of lifex$!!!!!!!!! LOL

mojo821 0

Friday 27 November 2009 17:11

why do people feel the need to make up stories? what makes FML sooo fun are REAL stories!!!!!

Dion_fml 2

Friday 27 November 2009 17:54

That hurts like hell :O

jazzmancarron 11

Friday 27 November 2009 19:48

OH MY SHIT! OW!

thebamf 0

Friday 27 November 2009 20:51

You can't get stung underwater...

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Friday 27 November 2009 22:31

thats what i was thinking too..unless it stung him before he went into the water. well enjoy your temporarily big balls. you should tell this story to a girl youre after and maybe shell rub them better hahaha

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