Love: Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing...

By oops - 27/03/2014 23:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

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By anonymous - 17/03/2015 05:09 - United States - Spokane

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

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You deserved it 4 109

By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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You deserved it 4 712

By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML

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You deserved it 94 557

By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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You deserved it 4 157

By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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It's hot!

By joyf - 08/12/2019 20:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By whyme - 13/07/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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You deserved it 41 847

Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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Friday 28 March 2014 10:49

At least he has manners :)

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Friday 28 March 2014 10:49

At least you know that he respects your privacy!

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darkfireflame 15

Friday 28 March 2014 10:58

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 28 March 2014 14:55

He's not "trained, " he's respectful.

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 28 March 2014 10:59

at least he is polite. Try again and tell him that you want him there.

boostedc 24

Friday 28 March 2014 11:14

Ayyaayaayy qué educado!!

PuggieKid 22

Saturday 29 March 2014 5:42

Stop

FaithCulver 9

Friday 28 March 2014 11:16

That's actually really cute! Just go back out and get him!;)

thatnucca 36

Friday 28 March 2014 11:22

Dude is a catch if you ask me...

lexiieeex3 32

Friday 28 March 2014 11:32

Maybe he's just polite?

Soundslikeothers 15

Friday 28 March 2014 11:35

Assuming you were in the bedroom how considerate. But if you were in the living room? I don't ever recall knocking on my own front door before entering.

peacejunior 12

Friday 28 March 2014 11:38

Lovely! Now, are you sure he is a bf not just a guy friend you live with? It scares me how delusional some girls can be. Not saying that you are. Anyway, he is a good man OP!

WellThatSucked89 13

Saturday 29 March 2014 0:16

That was kind of a dick thing to say. Because her boyfriend was polite/innocent, it automatically makes her a delusional weird roomate? Suppose she normally has a low libido and doesn't initiate much, the one time she tried he at least had manners. I vote YDI for OP, but solely because every lady deserves a good man :)