Love: Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing...

By oops - 27/03/2014 23:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

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By anonymous - 17/03/2015 05:09 - United States - Spokane

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML

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By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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It's hot!

By joyf - 08/12/2019 20:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By whyme - 13/07/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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Friday 28 March 2014 10:49

At least he has manners :)

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Friday 28 March 2014 10:49

At least you know that he respects your privacy!

Comments

thestoryofmylyf 20

Friday 28 March 2014 15:47

He was being sweet, it's kinda cute...

kcluvsgac10 4

Friday 28 March 2014 15:52

At least you have a boyfriend that's polite and respects your "privacy".

Ryodin 11

Friday 28 March 2014 15:55

That's when you give it a minute and tell him its okay to come back in, now posing provocatively. If he doesn't get it at that point you should feel bad for dating someone so slow...

JimmyHasNoHands 7

Friday 28 March 2014 15:57

he might have done this because OP has gotten mad at him in the past for barging in when she is indecent. that was my first thought

gaydragon 13

Friday 28 March 2014 16:05

Be glad he's nice enough to apologize, not many guys are like that op.

PainOfDemise 11

Friday 28 March 2014 16:05

Damn, that's surprising, but in a good way.

thrillinghamster 10

Friday 28 March 2014 16:38

That's kinda cute ..

IxCallxBULLSHIT 9

Friday 28 March 2014 16:53

That's so cute!

JanisEvans 10

Friday 28 March 2014 17:03

That's not being seductive. Being seductive is an art and involves subtlety. Running around without your knickers equals shouting "**** me right now". Not attractive.

LoopyLuuLuu 7

Friday 28 March 2014 20:36

I think you're half right, at least. Too many people have no clue how to really seduce anyone, even their own SO's. Still, nothing wrong or unattractive about the straightforward, "eff me right now" approach either, depending on the relationship. It's just not really "seductive" for most.