By oops - 27/03/2014 23:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
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BoltTheSuperdog 22

At least you know that he respects your privacy!

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irishmaiden78 23

That has to be the sweetest, most polite reaction I've ever heard of. How very kind and gentle of him. You have a man there worth his weight in salt my dear.

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Omniprism 14

He sounds super sweet. I would have followed him and told him what I was doing. Good luck next time.

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Extremist 7

I was once this guy. tell him where he messed up, it won't happen again. he's been taught to respect women, but that respect includes belief that sex is not something a woman wants. just need to edit that belief. lol

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Zerox19a 2

hahaha, could be worse...could have thought you were someone else

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ElectricNova 11

Classy dude. You should probably make it clearer that you're flirting.....

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laden_swallow09 34

How?? How could it possibly get any more clear? Take off her panties, hunch over the couch, and say, "Take me now, you studly beast!"

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syed121417 22

He could've easily not realized what you are trying to do haha

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AgentP44 9

I personally think this is adorable.

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katt_is_here 24

Seriously, that is probably the cutest FML I've ever read. His innocence is so sweet and refreshing! After I read it, I made the same sound I make when I see a cute baby animal.

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vlalam 24

Lol, does he know he is allowed to do things to you? May be he is waiting for that sure shot signal or a hint from you... But he has his manners and definitely a keeper!!!

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