By Soline - 08/12/2008 12:05 - France

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Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML
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inlimbo11 0

#6 scary? really? i remember it to be the best way i've ever woken up. just keep your body over the bed next time, not his legs...

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ilaaFML 0

speaking from experience? haha

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RickyLedo 0

Ahhh, thats kinda creepy. You wake up and you feel your dick all...well you know.

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lollibots 0

you see children this is why you never wake up your boyfriend with an airhorn. they will get up,knee you in the stomach,then go back to bed.

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Sipos 0

Poor you. You sound like an awesome girlfriend. Hope he appreciates it.

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hewdud 0

I know I wouldn't mind my gf doin that...

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ThisisAlicia 0

Haha.. if I try this I better not get kneed.

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bjoernabee 1

Lol, preferably not within two years since you're 16 and all haha ;P

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genius_man16 0

Dude, you rock. I wish my gf did that, haha

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Meghan31 0

That is so sweet. But I don't understand - do you knee each other for a way of showing affection?

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GreenHacker 0

OMG! Please tell me you did not bite down when he kneed you!

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