By atomwolf - 09/12/2016 17:01 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I wanted to work out the volume of my penis and did so on the first piece of paper I could find on my desk. After I finished the calculations I realized that the other side of the paper was in fact my school report. It's the only copy I have. FML
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SOILEDIT 51

You'd have to be so ******* bored/baked out of your mind to decide to find the volume of your penis.

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Frabens 1

YDI for putting something like that on a piece of paper without checking the other side first, especially since you'd (probably) recently done a school report in your work space.

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kristinjeaneen 21

You seriously had nothing better to do than figure out how small your dick is?

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migmit 11

Guess the school report wasn't very impressive either.

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dcam13 19

if only school was a cure for "stupid"...

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skynyrd714 3

My first thought was flaccid or erect. And if you calculated the difference would that equal the volume of blood diverted from the rest of your body?

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Zanquis 22

Next time, just measure the volume. If u try to calculate it you are most likely to be off by a lot. Take a glass fill it with water insert penis, remove penis the difference u need to add to fill the glass again is the volume.. Eureka On plus side this might avoid u leaving behind embarrassing calculations

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mattyiscool123 26

Why must you complicate things? Just say **********

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fuckitallihateu 2

next time you should check the paper you measure it on

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bloodangel73 3

(Pi x radius squared x height) + (2/3 pi x radius cubed) ?

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wow, I read this and thought OP actually jerked off on the paper and measured it that way. lol Either way, why was this even necessary? Is he trying to procreate and need to know jow successful that may be? YDI

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