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By Noname - 26/02/2009 15:30 - United States

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML

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By Tejanoswhy - 18/12/2015 18:16

Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML

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By tiptoesjohnson - 19/01/2012 23:26

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

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Nice try

By rutho - 27/03/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML

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By Rachel - 23/10/2014 04:04 - United States - Waynesburg

Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML

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By me - 14/04/2016 17:33 - United States - Katy

Today, we had a surprise test at school. I was totally unprepared for any of it, so I BSd the whole thing and turned it in. A few minutes later, our teacher said we were allowed to use our notes to finish the test. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I was in my psychology class taking the hardest test ever. After I spent most of the period trying to fill in the few answers that I knew, I looked up to see everyone with their notebooks on their desks. It was an open-note test. FML

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By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2012 04:59 - United States - Humble

Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML

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By Mrs. Teacher - 18/09/2012 00:21 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML

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jm88 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:02

Jerk! ;] Poor kid..

snapperturtle 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:02

Shouldn't have been so quick to rip that up...

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lncrow 2

Wednesday 12 October 2011 3:45

A$$hole

dollz18 1

Wednesday 12 October 2011 7:02

what a bitch movee! poor kid):

4ugu4 7

Saturday 22 October 2011 6:43

Woah woah woah! TA means teachers assistant.

JordenAsplund 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 6:52

DICK MOVE!

acherry10 3

Monday 31 October 2011 22:41

I get why you did it, but you should've read what the note said first!

anonymous3264 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:55

bastard, why even rip the test? u shouldve just taken it away from him and then u couldve seen the note and given the test back

ViewtifulRose 6

Friday 4 November 2011 2:58

Obvious troll is obvious.

cpenzi798 2

Saturday 5 November 2011 1:41

Read the note!! Wow really? " I beleave you can be an ass today"-mom

CoDAddict56 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:10

Wow your a ******* dick.

Jiplo 18

Thursday 10 November 2011 5:01

I approve of this message^

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