By Perdito_Coño - 05/09/2014 20:55 - Australia - Quakers Hill

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML
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alex_622 22

Sorry OP. Maybe she wasn't worth it then

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RedCityScapes 5

She denied moaning? You both have ears- that was a dumb excuse. She may have been embarrassed, but that was an overreaction on her part.

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animalover9 17

there's a chance she might not have been ready actually, and this was her way of getting out of it? Regardless, sorry to hear it went like that!

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TipTopCaduceus 11

... So its possible to be aroused without insertion, AND its possible to make a lot of involuntary noises that you're not 100% conscious of. If things are going well at all, its not just possible but likely - seen as you'll be kind of distracted by other things. Basically sounds like you're either a ridiculously selfish lover there, OP... or an insecure asshole who blames his failings on everyone else.

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Phoebe18 14

Or she was moaning for no reason. OP was getting ready to enter her, so my guess is foreplay was over and they were ready for the real deal. Either way, no one knows until OP replies and I see no point in insulting OP when you don't know the full story

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JayBunny 16

Let me butt in. Just because foreplay is over doesn't mean, she can't moan. I moan when my boyfriend is simply touching my legs or kissing my neck. Not all feeling is from goddamn penetration!

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shine999 12

May be she got really turned on and excited!?!

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greencurtains74 11

You can moan because you're enjoying the sex, including foreplay. You are a virgin so I will forgive you, but there's more to sex than just that one aspect.

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captainsmegma 12

Your losing your virginity and you lose your boner over moaning. Sorry boy your not ready for real sex. Back to wacking it for you.

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MrsKim04231991 3

If I was a dude and had a gf that moaned like a **** star, Idgaf if I'm in her or not that just means it's gonna be even better when I am. I would love that

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snakesinmyhair 3

I'm not a faker but guys often think I am and get annoyed until they learn it is authentic. Then they love it. Sometimes it doesn't take more than foreplay to get into it.

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