By Perdito_Coño - 05/09/2014 20:55 - Australia - Quakers Hill

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML
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alex_622 22

Sorry OP. Maybe she wasn't worth it then

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RedCityScapes 5

She denied moaning? You both have ears- that was a dumb excuse. She may have been embarrassed, but that was an overreaction on her part.

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sjbartholome 14

this is why you should tape the event ... yeah this is the only reason you should do that

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Khaleesi_26 30

If she was faking, maybe it was for the best. Who knows what else she might fake.

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Mauskau 35

Oh no she faked a moan, she must be faking the relationship too.

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Khaleesi_26 30

Whoa no no need to get your feathers in a bunch. All im saying is that if she wasn't into it she could have said so. Instead of faking and making matters worse. Needing to fake things in a relationship=problems. Evidence is in the FMl.

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xxrogerthatxx 19

56/14 you are so right. People who can't keep it 100 about little things have potential to lie about bigger, more important things.

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itsjustsofunny 17

She was insulted that you didn't like her fake moan. She probably put a lot of work into it.

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buckdharma 36

I bet she's the same girl who screams before the nurse gives her a needle.

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TiaBug 13

This. I appreciate your comment.

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kurodansei 16

So... you can definitely get a girl to genuinely moan before you put it in. It's called foreplay and FYL first time just won't be perfect.

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Sirin_fml 46

I'll see if I can hook you up with the OP, then. Judging by your comment, you both could be soulmates. God knows his current girlfriend isn't THE ONE!!!1!1

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strike2867 13

Strong words from someone that doesn't know the difference between your and you're.

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laden_swallow09 34

Says the one who can't be bothered to insert an apostrophe and an E in a word. It's two damn keystrokes, FFS!

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omi194 8

I agree with all the foreplay comments. She was obviously into it. I think you were reading into it too much. Plus I'm sure being told your moaning is annoying or stupid is way more of a turn off than your girlfriend moaning. She's probably embarrassed that you didn't like sex with her. Honestly I think she deserves an FML more than you. "Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time and I was really getting into it until he went soft and told me it was cause I was obviously so much more into than him and making too much noise. FML."

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ChildrenOfFilth 12

There's nothing wrong with telling someone that they're making too much noise. Believe me, too much noise is very distracting and can put anyone out of the mood in an instant.

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xxrogerthatxx 19

So... girls put a lot of pressure on themselves when the dude gets soft? To where she wouldn't believe it was because of her "fake moaning"?

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omi194 8

Just saying that I can see why his girlfriend got upset. Nobody likes to be told they're doing things wrong. It's easy to blame yourself and feel like you're not good enough when put in those embarrassing situations.

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laden_swallow09 34

Yeeeaaaah, she's making up excuses to hide her own insecurities.

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kittycat2007 18

um what? Not sure if hes just too green to know that things other his **** can feel good or if his gf is just a bad actor/liar. Either way, ya'll sound too young to be having sex

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