Miscellaneous: Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother...

By ouchouchouch - 28/03/2012 04:16 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2014 06:08 - United States

Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML

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By Ciara - 11/06/2012 20:44 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML

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By Ana - 14/08/2018 01:30

Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML

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By pinky - 06/01/2010 18:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML

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By a_dani365 - 06/07/2015 21:37 - United States - Omaha

Today, I was working customer service at a large grocery store. I recently got a small, tasteful septum piercing that is barely visible. As I greeted a customer, she began to gag, held out her hand as though she was fending me off, and said, "I can't. Your nose ring makes me sick." FML

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By wowawesome - 18/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got a second piercing in my ear. I needed help cleaning the back, so I asked my dad for help. I told him to careful, but right when I did, he tore the earring out with the cotton swab. Thanks, dad. FML

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By jellybean - 06/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 07:00 - Colombia - Bogot?

Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML

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By top dog! - 11/10/2011 20:05 - Australia

Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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Wednesday 28 March 2012 12:26

Why would she slap you If she thought you were picking your nose?

charlotte69er 7

Wednesday 28 March 2012 12:25

What a bitch!

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havocmike 3

Friday 30 March 2012 1:24

So don't have a nose ring. They haven't been cool since 1994 anyway

french_vulpix 19

Friday 30 March 2012 6:24

When exactly did "coolness" start determining how people express themselves?

latinoSF 0

Friday 30 March 2012 7:11

Hola a todos

poopy1 0

Friday 30 March 2012 21:50

She's a bitch. Your mom.

hahahailee 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 0:49

that happened to my friend but instead it was her ear.

TheMystery13 13

Friday 6 April 2012 19:55

That will teach you to put METAL through your goddamn CARTILAGE.

sissors1234 4

Tuesday 5 June 2012 4:22

Ewwww. Ur moms a bitch

alyssiaa_fml 6

Monday 26 November 2012 17:25

That bloody hurts!!!

TDWPForDayz 9

Thursday 21 March 2013 18:42

That is honestly one of my biggest fears, as having a nose piercing myself. Somehow it ripping out. God I can't even imagine how bad that hurt.

sulitak 27

Wednesday 27 March 2013 8:45

ALWAYS hold the outside too to make it obvious

rougeunicorn03 17

Thursday 10 October 2013 15:03

That must have hurt like a bitch.

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Same thing different taste

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