Miscellaneous: Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother...

By ouchouchouch - 28/03/2012 04:16 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2014 06:08 - United States

Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML

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By Ciara - 11/06/2012 20:44 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML

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By Ana - 14/08/2018 01:30

Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML

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By pinky - 06/01/2010 18:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML

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By a_dani365 - 06/07/2015 21:37 - United States - Omaha

Today, I was working customer service at a large grocery store. I recently got a small, tasteful septum piercing that is barely visible. As I greeted a customer, she began to gag, held out her hand as though she was fending me off, and said, "I can't. Your nose ring makes me sick." FML

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By wowawesome - 18/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got a second piercing in my ear. I needed help cleaning the back, so I asked my dad for help. I told him to careful, but right when I did, he tore the earring out with the cotton swab. Thanks, dad. FML

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By jellybean - 06/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 07:00 - Colombia - Bogot?

Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML

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By top dog! - 11/10/2011 20:05 - Australia

Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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memob123 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 12:26

Why would she slap you If she thought you were picking your nose?

charlotte69er 7

Wednesday 28 March 2012 12:25

What a bitch!

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bubblezz0504 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 21:49

ouch : I know exactly how that feels. I feel your pain

Cheesecakee 11

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:17

ahh my dad did that to me before only he didn't know what it was and he tried to wipe it off n pulled it out :/

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:35

Your dad has won the award "intellectual of the year!"

mxdefiancexx 2

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:32

I got punched in the face during a Basketball game 2 weeks after my fresh nose piercing, had it ripped out too...OWWW that shit is SO painful. I feel for you OP!! Also, my boyfriend always gives me dirty looks because I adjust mine too, always says I'm picking my nose, ew!

HotPants141 11

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:48

Ow. I know how you feel. But buy an eyebrow ring to put in like I do do that way it's only gonna rip half your nose apart is it rips out (:

jeragonm 15

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:52

That's y u don't get a nose ring ur fault

guitarboy574 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:58

YDI for having a nose ring those are for loooooosers

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 28 March 2012 23:18

Slap her back. When she complains say "but I thought it was okay to assume things and slap people when they do things I don't like"

wdd2 5

Wednesday 28 March 2012 23:29

What a great mother you have there, seeing something and not only immediately jumping to conclusions, but reacting with violence based on her assumptions, everyone needs parents like that.

mauricioros21 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 23:37

I dont like nose rings precisely because of the fact that this can happen!

VeganVampyre 26

Thursday 29 March 2012 3:15

... So, do you not like any other piercings either, then? Because that can happen with any kind of piercing in any part of your body- earlobe, navel, eyebrow, etc.