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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 12:17 - Australia

Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said "Sorry, I have to take this," before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML

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By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

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LordChristopher 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:10

Also, the iPod Touch, when connected to a Wi-Fi signal, can act like a phone with programs like Skype.

ashleighm 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:10

Could of had the Skype app on an iPod Touch.

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My_averageFML 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 11:06

to be honest I would be disappointed at any person that could mistake the two. but if you really think about it they do look the same. before I got my iPhone people mistook my itouch for the phone.

Khalavaster 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 11:29

Iphones are noticably thicker too.

grrbabyverygrr 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 11:39

ROFL! Cut the OP some slack guys. I get confused between my iPhone and iTouch too sometimes.

ohnoyouDINT 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 13:35

In case no one's mentioned it 200 times, it might have been an IPhone.

LilaBear 1

Thursday 13 August 2009 8:19

The difference is that the OP didn't just confuse the two in a moment of confusion, but several hours later STILL thinks it was an iPod Touch and hasn't considered the possibility it was an iPhone. I'm sure it takes you no more than 30 seconds or so to realise you've made the mistake.

ohforfucksake 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 14:21

Your life suck cuz you are a moron! It was a stupid iPhone you dolt!

greenrapsody 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 14:30

everyone is assuming the OP doesn't know what an iphone is, and doesn't personally know her coworker. chances are, she KNOWS he has an ipod, not an iphone. though, in the chance that she really is that stupid, yeah, that would be kind of sad.

ohnoyouDINT 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 14:39

Here's a unique and original contribution to the discussion....maybe it was an iPhone.

broken_princess 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 14:50

It was an iPhone, you idiot. Honestly, some people on FML are absolute and complete MORONS! It's sickening.

st87 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 15:38

Damn, the OP is a dumb ****. Why the hell would an iTouch suddenly make "a noise" unless it's an alarm clock? And it's called a ******* ringtone. And your friend can at least afford an iPhone, something you're too pov/stupid enough to not know exist.

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 15:48

evidently, you are stupid. stupid enough to not know that the Iphone looks just like the Ipod touch. and if there's an app for the touch that you can program to 'make a noise' whenever some idiot is either rambling about something stupid or boring you to death and make it sound like its ringing, I'll buy one right now...seriously. that thing would've gone off 50 times while i read this stupid thing. who the **** were the moderators on this one? did they just want to see a new record for YDI's? it's astonishing that you've made it long enough to be in the working world, OP, seriously. go castrate yourself, we really cant afford you having any offspring. and if you already do, i pray for the future, and i'm not a praying man.