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By Unfortunately Me - 09/01/2014 00:54 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML

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By workinggirl - 07/03/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

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By scribbles1475 - 15/12/2011 05:00 - United States

Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML

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By wowohwow - 23/06/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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By nerd - 03/03/2009 03:20 - United States

Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML

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By ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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By JJLight - 27/05/2013 03:14 - United States - Camarillo

Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML

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By Missedtheboat - 30/10/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML

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By fuck you - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML

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By ssondik - 22/06/2015 00:50 - United States - Hebron

Today, I was invited to a fancy-shmancy charity event, and the host - my friend - told me to wear a long, ballroom, fancy gown. Turns out my friend was just being a dick and it was a pool party. I spent $200 on my hair and makeup alone. FML

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Nice disguise

By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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Top comments

camsterjoe 12

Thursday 9 January 2014 13:39

I don't know why your complaining, I marvel at your costume.

josebaseball11 14

Thursday 9 January 2014 13:41

Don't complain, he could have made you wear a Bane mask.

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monique21 8

Thursday 9 January 2014 13:57

He could've not asked you at all....

amulya 14

Thursday 9 January 2014 13:58

And that's a bad thing how?!

kurodansei 16

Thursday 9 January 2014 18:51

I've been sitting here trying figure out how this is an FML.

anon_e_m00se 8

Thursday 9 January 2014 20:00

That was going to be my question... how is this an FML?

Moonlessnite 5

Thursday 9 January 2014 13:59

It's the thought that counts?

kayleighcupcake 14

Thursday 9 January 2014 14:00

that's amazing!!

Medd_fml 13

Thursday 9 January 2014 14:02

Maybe he's heard the theories that Batman is secretly in love with Robin. So maybe you should be happy OP, or really concerned.

blackonblight 32

Thursday 9 January 2014 14:18

You mean "Seduction of the Innocent" and the reason the Comics Code came about and killed most non-superhero comic genres? Until the code was dropped, good luck running a Horror Anthology, either you don't get the approval and no one will stock it or you follow the code and it sucks. Yikes.

jakethejeep 7

Thursday 9 January 2014 14:04

That's awesome!

zahidnasir 22

Thursday 9 January 2014 14:09

actually he is unfortunate

elyx_fml 16

Thursday 9 January 2014 14:10

Thats awesome!

gabagabaheyu 10

Thursday 9 January 2014 14:13

geeze some chicks complain about the dumbest things. i would of been honored to sport that mask.

John_in_Oz 11

Thursday 9 January 2014 14:14

Run, Batman, run!

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