Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and...

By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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By grenade - 17/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

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By snitchovich - 27/05/2009 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked into the bar to meet my Tinder date and sat down next to him at the bar. Without looking up from his phone, his first words to me were, “Piss off fatty, I’m meeting a hot chick tonight.” I guess he didn’t recognise me with my hair done and in a nice dress. FML

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By oshitdonotwant - 08/08/2009 13:42 - United States

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2017 06:00

Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML

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By beccaj_ilh - 06/09/2009 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while I was working in a bar, a very fat drunk guy kept flirting with me. He assumed I liked him because I kept blushing. I didn’t. It’s just been so long since anyone flirted with me that I apparently now cannot control my reactions if a man talks to me. FML

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Fishing

By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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By Fatty - 27/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 23:28 - United States - Madison

Today, I was at the bar. A man started to hit on me. He claims to have a fetish for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant. FML

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ZiggyMorrison 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:24

I personally LOVE small **** and so do alot of guys so dont feel bad about it

dreamingloser 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:24

hahahaha this guy is laughing at you because he has bigger **** than you? ha that's funny. You should have laughed and said, "yeah chubby, you do", pat his stomach and say "when are you do?" unless he's not that fat..

Comments

gaara117 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 7:05

FHL!

ShenziSixaxis 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 7:08

His are unnatural fat, yours are natural fat. And he did that in public...? Ick.

jnic 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 7:14

Hahah wow, **** HIS life for being so fat he's got man *******, and so little shame that he makes fun of OTHER PEOPLE with it. Dude just insulted himself way more than you. Small **** on a girl is okay and some people think it's sexy... but **** on a guy? No way. D: And you don't deserve it for thinking he's going to hit on you. What else are you supposed to think if a guy keeps looking at you, then makes an unexplained effort to sit next to you? He's obviously up to SOMETHING.

bpbomber 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 7:15

that guy sounds like a loser who will do anything for some cheap laughs from his 'friends.' i hate those kinds of people

ChasinParkedCars 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 7:17

#20 FTW HAHAHAHAHA.

magoo2 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 7:19

haha this is so funny. but i'm really sorry that happened. you should've punched him in the ball sack or something.

kristina3514 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 7:19

Yeah robin hood...but I also wasn't the one who immaturely started the "you're fat" comments. The mere fact that you said I'm 105 lbs beat that shows you need to grow up. Get your first period then come talk to me. K? Thanks. #99(original post #) I totally agree there is NO EXCUSE to be that over weight..but there are lots of fat people that have made huge impacts on our society and to think some alcoholic child molestor(just an example) is automatically better is a tad crazy. If you meant purely better in a physical way, well I get your point but that's all up to the person who is looking ya know?

kristina3514 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 7:25

Also robin hood. I hope to god you are 5'4 or shorter. If you are any taller you probably look like a little 7 year old boy scout and that's disgusting! Haha and if u have to post that your under weight and only "105lbs" I doubt your being truthful...which means you probably are a fatty!